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Christina

Brands of the World: Just Say No to Flash

March 16, 2012

I was tweeting about my current addiction to cashews, and I joked about contacting Emerald Nuts about sponsoring a blog post. (Half-joked. I’d totally love to set that up.) I couldn’t find them on Twitter, so I headed to the Emerald Nuts website… …and proceeded to have to wait for their ridiculous Flash animations to [...]

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Bad Pitch of the Day: Stick Justin Bieber in Your Mouth and He Sings!

March 2, 2012

After participating in Bulldog Reporter’s Mommy Blogger Panel, I must say that I started getting some much better pitches via email. However, the bad ones have not stopped coming. Today’s bad pitch is actually quite hilariously irrelevant for my life and my blog, and I need to share with you how awesomely bad it is: [...]

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The Most Awesome Resume that Never Got Me the Writing Job

January 23, 2012

Resumes are supposed to be pretty serious things, right? I hadn’t worried about a resume in years since starting Phenomenal Content, but a few months ago, I did try to land a gig with the Cheezburger Network, so I got a little crazy. They never got back to me, and I assume it’s only because [...]

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Spammers Now Offending Bloggers to Get a Reaction?

December 28, 2011

So I like to browse my spam comments before I delete them…just in case there’s a false positive. The most recent wave of spam comments I got was on my recent Merry Christmas video, where I sang a karaoke version of Santa Baby for fun. There was too much negativity in the social media sphere, [...]

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The Irony of Spamming My SEO Cold Calling Post

December 26, 2011

Do you remember way back in August 2009 when I made a post about SEO Cold Calling, aka Contact Form Spam? It was lambasting a company (that I didn’t name) who tried to sell me crappy SEO services by using my copywriting services contact form. Amusingly enough, I got a spam comment on that post a [...]

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Bad Link Request That Tried to Fake the Personal Touch

December 12, 2011

I know that link building is hard. That’s why I don’t do that sort of thing for a living. But if you’re going to do it, at least try to do it right. And by that, I mean: don’t spam people, and when trying to pitch bloggers in a personal manner, don’t try to automate [...]

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Save My Ass – Hire a Blogger/Writer

December 5, 2011

So when I had the concept for this post – Save My Ass – it was because I realized that it’s been five years since the gastroenterologist told me I should come back and see him in five years for another colonoscopy. You see, my mom’s brothers have all had cancerous polyps in their colons. [...]

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Gotta Give This Scammer Points for Creativity

November 17, 2011

Yes, I know this email was an attempt to scam me out of money, but I caught a phrase or two before I deleted it. I’ve gotta give them credit. At least they are getting more creative. I’m going to use bold print to emphasize my favorite passages; comments in italics are my additions. MS [...]

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Easy Fix to Get Facebook Most Recent Posts

September 22, 2011

I was one of the millions of people ranting about how much I hated the “new Facebook” released yesterday. (Unlike most people, I actually tagged Mark Zuckerberg in my post.) There’s a really easy fix to get rid of the ridiculous “top stories” format and just read your friends’ status updates in reverse chronological order [...]

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Tenth Anniversary of 9/11 Attacks and 10 Years of Mental Illness

September 11, 2011

Ten years ago, I remember sitting at my computer desk in our old apartment when the phone rang. I have no idea what I was doing at my computer – and the Internet wasn’t like it is today. We may have even had dial-up Internet service at the time, which means I wasn’t online when my [...]

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